Wow. How long has it been? Here we are in September and a friend reminded me last night that I have a blog. And that I need to write in it. I told her that it was uninspiring to me to write about being fat. And not really doing anything about it. Being fat or 'heavy' or 'chunky' or 'out of shape' or whatever you want to call it is boring. So is falling on your face a lot and having to write about it. So I am going to write about something else (and throw in a few posts about weight loss as well). I have other aspects of my life that are mildly amusing to down right hysterical....at least in my mind. Tomorrow, I am doing my first yoga class in four years. That ought to be a gas......literally. A fart fest. Ever been to a yoga class with middle aged women who have all had babies? Total lack of control on everyone's part in regards to their flatulance. I, personally, wouldn't eek out a toot even if it meant burping it out later, but that is not everyone's choice or ability. I am doing 'Yoga for Abs' class. Bit presumptous on my part, assuming that I have some. It should be titled; 'Yoga That Will Cause Pain In Your Midrif Area, Please Do Not Eat Anything 24 Hours Prior To This Class' class. Worst fear: I end up in a class of 20 somethings and I get stuck in the front burping out my own farts :P
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