These are the voyages of the starship, Pants Too Big. I am Captain Quirk.
Joyous today, I put on a pair of my regulars, and they were too big! Lost a pound, and apparently, that has thrown me over the edge to a size down. Decided to wear them anyway, which turned out to be a bad idea. Whilst dog walking, they slipped down to that uncomfortable level just above my butt crack, and unfortunately remained there for the duration of the walk. Also gave me the affect of having a beer gut, as my stomach was protruding over the pants that were barely hanging on my hips. Zexy!! As a bonus, I got my cold therapy in as I was numb from the belly button down by the end of my walk. I have to say, my clothes, even my lulu's, have been feeling nicely loose. I don't feel like a sausage anymore. (Maybe now they are just fitting appropriately). A little bit of space between me and my Calvins. Nice!
Joyous today, I put on a pair of my regulars, and they were too big! Lost a pound, and apparently, that has thrown me over the edge to a size down. Decided to wear them anyway, which turned out to be a bad idea. Whilst dog walking, they slipped down to that uncomfortable level just above my butt crack, and unfortunately remained there for the duration of the walk. Also gave me the affect of having a beer gut, as my stomach was protruding over the pants that were barely hanging on my hips. Zexy!! As a bonus, I got my cold therapy in as I was numb from the belly button down by the end of my walk. I have to say, my clothes, even my lulu's, have been feeling nicely loose. I don't feel like a sausage anymore. (Maybe now they are just fitting appropriately). A little bit of space between me and my Calvins. Nice!
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