Friday, February 11, 2011

I am Never Hungry. Ever!

I have to say, I am never hungry. Ever. The meals that I eat are huge. I don't track calories, I don't measure and I eat until food is practically coming out of my nose. And I cheat. I have my grande chai everyday and I am still down 5lbs. How long can I get away with this and still lose weight? Heaven knows. But I had three eggs for breakfast, at least a quarter cup of sauerkraut (which I have always liked) and a quarter cup of lentils. Oooo, I can feel it.....one day I am going to be a skinny bitch. In my mind, and my group of friends, a skinny bitch just means you have nothing hanging over your jeans. And I am cool wit dat.

I am still looking forward to my cheat day tomorrow. On my list are oatmeal, peanut butter sandwich with banana, as many apples and oranges as I can pop in my cake hole and of course, last but not least.......drum roll please........a large movie popcorn, with fake butter and a large bag of chocolate. Mmmmmmm. The latter, unfortunately, comes with watching Justin Beiber for almost two hours. I better bring a large chai and some cheesecake too.

2 comments:

Colette said...

First of all, what are you doing up at 4:00am. Ok, and - I wanted to tell you- reading your blog is a daily activity for me now. Also wanted to let you know as I write in my own blog (which is more like a dear diary version of yours but with alot less laughs)I am starting the PAGG stack. It cost -wait for it- $90.00 to get all four drugs, and those are small bottles. SO- I will let you know for Ann and I- if it has any visible effect in the next few days. Keep on fighting the fight sister. BOOYAH!

Barbara said...

Excellent! No drugs for me, unless I stall. How do I follow your blog? And how do I fix my clock....it is wayyy off.