Oooo, I am all a buzz! We are planning a ladies only trip to Vegas, baby, yeah! I have until June to prep, so here is the plan, Stan:
Lose 15 more pounds (even if it means removal of a body part);
Grow hair 3 inches (on my head.....bikini, leg and arm hair will be gone);
Get varicose veins done (don't want any little bluey veiny thingys making my cottage cheese thighs look worse);
Get rid of cottage cheese thighs (?);
Keep feet in excellent condition (see previous blog);
Grow nails (do absolutely no housework for the next 2 months (?);
Bleach teeth (just one of those drugstore ones will do nicely, my teeth are not that stained....I only drink white wine);
Pre-tan (if it is snowing in May still, I am walking dogs in my bathing suit);
Find a bathing suit that will a) suck in my gut even if I am in taking copious amounts of fluid and food; b) hold up my boobs without breaking my neck; c) make my thighs look skinnier and d) make me not look like I am in one of those weird swimming movies from the 1930's.
There's my list. Stay tuned.
Lose 15 more pounds (even if it means removal of a body part);
Grow hair 3 inches (on my head.....bikini, leg and arm hair will be gone);
Get varicose veins done (don't want any little bluey veiny thingys making my cottage cheese thighs look worse);
Get rid of cottage cheese thighs (?);
Keep feet in excellent condition (see previous blog);
Grow nails (do absolutely no housework for the next 2 months (?);
Bleach teeth (just one of those drugstore ones will do nicely, my teeth are not that stained....I only drink white wine);
Pre-tan (if it is snowing in May still, I am walking dogs in my bathing suit);
Find a bathing suit that will a) suck in my gut even if I am in taking copious amounts of fluid and food; b) hold up my boobs without breaking my neck; c) make my thighs look skinnier and d) make me not look like I am in one of those weird swimming movies from the 1930's.
There's my list. Stay tuned.
1 comment:
Totally doable except for the bathing suit ... pure fantasy.
Post a Comment